Once upon a time there was a little cat named Yitzik.  Yitzik was obsessed ping pong.  All day long, Yitzik thought about ping pong. At night, he dreamed about ping pong.  But his mother didn’t let him play, because she said ping pong is for big cats.  One night, Yitzik ran away from home and went straight to the ping pong courts.  He sneaked into the courts and saw two Chinese people playing ping pong.  He couldn’t take his eyes off the ball – it was so fascinating.  He looked left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, ri-CLACK!  His neck got stuck.  Yitzik could only look left!  He went back home, and his mother, who was from Poland, looked him in the eyes, smiled, and said, “I told you!”