Witchy Witchy

Witchy Witchy threw her itchy
powders in a bucket.
She added spleen for Halloween
and picked it up and shook it.

She added salt, she added malt,
she added mouldy jelly,
an adder’s tongue and piles of dung
she scraped off someone’s welly.

Witchy Witchy gave a titchy
tot to all her neighbours.
When it went wrong she moved along
and focused on her labours.

She added snot from Aldershot
and scabs from Aunty Rita.
She added chunks of dried out skunks
and cat’s wee by the litre.

Witchy Witchy, fingers twitchy
went to cousin Lucca
and when he slept she was adept
at grating his verruca.

She added sweat from Somerset
and toe nails from Vancouver.
and just a splash (not being rash)
of potent paint remover.

She added slugs, she added bugs
and other creepy creatures.
She took a sip and curled her lip;
a smile arranged her features.

Witchy Witchy must admit she
brewed a blinding bracer.
and if you’re keen this Halloween
she also serves a chaser.