Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
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Do you know the way to San Jose?
No way.
You mean you don’t know the way?
I mean there is no way I know the way to San Jose.
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And even if I knew the way to San Jose,
I’m not sure I would take you there,
Okay?
Thanks anyway.
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Can you tell me the way to San Jose?
Do you have a cheese sandwich to give me?
Yes, I do, actually.
Does it have mayonnaise?
Actually it does.
With ketchup?
No, sorry.
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Have a nice day.
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Do you know the way to San Jose?
Sure.
Can you take me there?
If you let me hop on your back.
Hop on.
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Do you have anything to eat on the way?
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Can you read the sign?
(San Jose on your right, ten kilometers).
What does it say?
Turn left.
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Left? Are you sure you’re right?
Of course I’m right.
Turn left.
Okay.
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Are we there yet?
Or have we lost our way
To San Jose?
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Here we are (sign reading “Welcome to Sacramento”).
Thanks for the ride.
What do you mean? I wanted to get to San Jose.
And I wanted to get to Sacramento.
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OK, but just before you go,
Could you just check that I don’t have
Any parsley stuck between my teeth?
Sure, open wide.
Gulp. Swallow.
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Excuse me,
Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Published: Sep 1, 2020
Latest Revision: Sep 1, 2020
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