Ten Things you can’t do with a Glass of Wine
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You can’t play chess with it and expect to win.
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You can’t smash it against a wall and then bring it back the way it was.
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You can’t throw it into the sea and expect the wine to be there a week later.
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You can’t sing a duet with it in two-part harmony.
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You can’t drink the wine in the glass twice.
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You can’t marry it (in most countries, at least)
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You can’t shake hands with it.
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You can’t beat it in a debate competition
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You can’t throw it all the way to China.
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You can’t convince it that it isn’t a glass of wine.
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Published: Jul 12, 2020
Latest Revision: Sep 4, 2020
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