What NOT to do with a Banana

You should not eat the banana peel! It does not taste good, and probably is not good to digest.

Do not go to war with a banana. It will not protect you in any way, just keep your stomach full.

You can not clean the house with a banana, it will just make the house messier.

You can not wash a banana in the washing machine, it will mess up all the other clothes and probably the machine.

You can not talk on the phone with a banana, you can pretend to talk an a banana phone.

You can’t breathe a banana, there isn’t enough oxygen in a banana.

You can’t build a house with a banana, it won’t last very long and will become very smelly.