Love Is Stinky
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A young couple decided to marry
But each had a problem that never shared with anyone, not even with each other
To overcome his hysterical fear, the future groom decided to consult his father: “Dad, I am very concerned about the success of my marriage”
“why?“ The father asked “Don’t you like the girl?”
“Yes, very much,” replied the groom, “but I have very stinky feet and I fear that if she finds out, it will make her go away!”
“It’s not a problem,” replied the father. “All you have to do is wash your feet frequently and always wear socks, even when you’re sleeping.”
“Okay” son replied “worth trying”
To overcome her hysterical fear, the bride-to-be decided to consult her mother: “Mom, I’m very concerned about the success of my marriage.”
“Why dear?” Question “Do you not like the guy?”
“I really like him” she replied “The problem is that when I wake up in the morning I have a bad smell in my mouth and I’m afraid it will make it go away!”
“It’s not a problem,” Mom suggested, “in the morning, when you get out of bed, go straight to the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is not to say a word until you brush your teeth!”
“Shouldn’t I say good morning or something?” The daughter asked.
“Not a word!”
“Okay,” the daughter replied “worth trying.”
The happy day came and the couple happily married, but their parents’ advice continued to resonate – the man always slept with socks and the woman didn’t say a word in the morning. Life went on so well that one day, after six months, a case happened.
Shortly before dawn, the husband woke up and, to his surprise, found that one sock fell to him.
Fearing the repercussions, he began to look for her vigorously, which woke the woman from her sleep.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Oh my God” the husband is horrified “You swallowed my sock!”
Published: Jun 3, 2020
Latest Revision: Jun 4, 2020
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