
A Bogeyman Christmas

by Nick Baker
Artwork: Sadie Giraud
- Joined Feb 2014
- Published Books 12
Copyright © 2019
C is for the crowded shops
when trying to get served.
H is for the horrid gifts
that are quite undeserved.

R is for the rubbish
shown on telly every year.
I is for the idiots
who cannot hold their beer.

S is for the singers
who will send me round the bend.
T is for the tacky cards
the season makes us send.

M is for the misery
that Scrooge and I both feel.
A is for the acid
indigestion with each meal.

S is for the sentimental
guff I’m forced to spout.
– so Merry Christmas everyone –
I hope you don’t get gout.

Published: Oct 13, 2019
Latest Revision: Dec 12, 2019
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