It’s difficult telling someone that their breath is bad.

Here are my best tongue-in-cheek tips.

Or you can always send them this book!

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Tip Number One:

May I offer you eight pieces of chewing gum?

Tip Number Two:

People tell me your breath is bad. I say it isn’t. It’s terrible.

Tip Number Three:

Are your teeth like the stars? Do they come out at night?

Tip Number Four:

Are you still eating herring for breakfast?

Tip Number Five:

The only reason I can’t smell your breath is my allergies.

Tip Number Six:

No wonder women swoon when you kiss them.

Tip Number Seven:

I’ve met rhinoceruses with better breath than yours.

Tip Number Eight:

Please go open your mouth in the corner and attract the flies.

Tip Number Nine:

Your breath is fine! I’m joking! April Fools!

Tip Number Ten:

Here’s some mouthwash. Go gargle for half an hour.