Attack of the robotic demons on London

In a dark night very late in hide park (the hyde park barely invested ripoff) a mysterious cult had a secret meeting. the cultists sat in their chairs that were already in place, ready for the event.

about 4 meters from the chairs there was a podium. the floor had weird symbols that glowed in green. between the podium and the chairs there was a cauldron with a bubbling liquid that glowed much brighter than the symbols. someone who looked like the cult leader went to the podium and said in a deep dark voice: “RAKA BUKAPACH RUMPALARANCH KHATUSKARINSI! FATUMAHIDSI! KALURINIBNI!!!” and then cleared his throat a bit and added  in a much more light and inviting voice :”Sorry I was cleaning my throat. My friends as you know today we are here to summon the great demon…” he stopped for a second and whispered to the cultist next to him: “What was his name again?” the cultist replied: “It was xenomorph but we’ll get claimed for it”. “Well it must start with an x… so how about XENOLITH, master of flames! okay that sounds like I just googled for a word that starts with an x. Fine it’s not like we have a better idea” and then he turned to the crowd again who were a bit confused and waited for the announcement and said: “Today we will summon Xenolith, master of flames! And since it was so embarrassing to say that i’ll just call him Mr. x from now on.” the cultists shouted their cult’s special call: “Faaaaaaaaaa, faaaaaaaaaaaf, faaaaaaaaaaafaaaaaaaaa!”

“Now bring me the ingredients!” said the cult leader sharply. Two cultists from the crowd came with a plate of weird and disgusting items. The leader started putting them in. He seemed to be very careful with the order and the way he puts the ingredients into the cauldron. The leader started talking: “Now as you know to summon a great great demon…” Some cultist interrupted: “A great great wall”, the leader continued: “yes, we need human sacrifice!”. A cultist asked: “But master Yora who’s going to be the victim?”, Yora said: “YOU!” and a bunch of cultists took him to the cauldron. The cultist started sobbing, the cultists put him down, he relived and sighted: “Phew”. Then the cultists took his phone and threw it to the cauldron. He shouted: “Noooooo!” and immediately started crying. “Yes, you sacrificed the item most important to you, sorrow will bring Mr. x to life!”. The cultists pulled him back to his place while he cried. Dark green clouds appeared in the sky until you could see just green, then they started spinning around the cauldron and slowly went down forming a tornado shape. The clouds, the symbols, the fluid in the cauldron and the sky turned red while the process became faster and faster and faster. Even the  very dimmed lanterns that were in hide park turned red, the clouds started being noisy until the clouds reached the cauldron. Then, everything stopped and the sky turned black again, Yora said very happily and evilly: “Prepare he is coming…” the cauldron started shaking and  jumping all over the place more and more rapidly. Yora smiled from ear to ear

and said: “Prepare for the end of the world my friends,” then when the cauldron stopped he added dramatically:  “I introduce you to the great demon: Mr…. x?” he said when a very small demon jumped out of the cauldron about the size of a five years old child. Everyone were very confused, Yora seemed rather concerned. He said: “Uh oh, I think Mr. x is one of these demons that start weak and slowly slowly get stronger until they maximize their power. Well, it seems like the world destruction will wait we’ll start with London tomorrow”, and so all the cultists left hide park to the other parts of the city, to their homes.

Johnny woke up in the morning prepared to go to his work as an exorcist, he planned on maybe finding for a ghost a new house to haunt or to fight a little goblin and win easily, he sure did not expect for what was going to happen. When Johnny was about to finish his coffee he heard a knock on his door. He openned the door and saw some Scotland yard cops, Johnny sighted and started closing the door. the cops quickly held it to prevent him from closing it. He said: “Oh god what do you want this time? a ghouls is controlling the queen? You were threatened with some blood signs? what’s this time?”, one of the cops said: “Johnny it’s urgent” Johnny said: “That’s exactly what you said in the last 317 times” he said and tried closing the door again when the cop said: “Wait! it’s Yora!” Johnny stopped for a second to listen. The cop continued: “Our spies from the cult reported us that they plan on destroying London with a really strong demon”, “What’s it’s name?” asked Johnny curiously, the cop answered: “Mr. x I think?” Johnny got very deterrenced. “Oh, my, god the douche bag actually did it!” “is it bad?” asked the cop, “Yes you have no idea how much, this time they actually threat London. Do you have any clue when are they planning to attack?” the cop answered “In about two days I think”, Johnny said: “Okay we need to act fast take me to the Scotland yard manager.” he was about to go but then turned and said: “I actually have something for him” Johnny went in and came back after a minute with a fancy cake and said: “Okay let’s go but remember I don’t know if someone heard us talk and I do not want to start a panic like the November 2010 Mr. w one so be very discrete”.

They all entered a black car and then a big demon balloon got out of the car with confetti and speakers shouting: “Oh no a huge demon plans on destroying London! No worries though we have Johnny the best exorcist in the world! Did you hear that Yora? Johnny is coming to slay your demon!!” it was so loud people from all over the area started running and shouting, Johnny covered his face with his hands and moaned, And so the noisy vehicle told everyone government secrets. Luckily it was 5 am so no one was paying too much attention and they forgot it not too long later. eventually they got to the Scotland yard office Johnny ran up the stairs to the manager and said: “Okay I am here as always what is your super good plan?” the manager replied: “We don’t have one we hoped you would think about something.” then added excitedly “is this cake for me?”  and took the cake to the refrigerator in his room, “WHAT?! So you’re telling me that we have a that small time and you didn’t even try to think about a plan. Obviously you just thought the exorcist will think about something in this short period” said Johnny sarcastically the manager got very angry: “So what would you do Mr. smart?! I did my best, it involved you doing everything and I eating donuts, what’s so wrong? And do you have a plan or do we need to call Tom the exorcist? Which if you did not forget is your competitor”. Johnny had enough of the Scotland yard and trying to talk to them, he took a deep breath and spoke struggling to do it calmly: “That’s not what I meant, let me think of something”. The manager smiled, There was silence for about half a minute then Johnny and the manager opened their mouth to talk but just air came out and they closed their mouth again.

After a few more minutes of awkwardness Johnny said with slight hesitation: “How about we make our own demons? You know fight demons with demons” the manager replied: “Sound good, not that we have a better idea. So will you summon like a big one or a fast one or what?” Johnny seemed a bit disgusted from the question and replied angrily: “Are you nuts?! I won’t summon a real demon, it’ll kill us all with the other demon and even if they will fight as planned which is very unlikely the winner will kill us all anyways, no, we will build a demon. A robotic demon” the manager asked like a enthusiastic child: “So will we give it like weapons? And super powers? And maybe abilities? And…” Johnny stopped him: “Yes, yes it will be very powerful, but I fear that when talking about such a strong demon as Mr. x and about such a big city as London and if that’s not enough about our obvious time limit you may have forgot about one won’t be enough” “So how much will we build?” asked the manager a bit sad to divide the work between more than one demons, “A few” replied Johnny “So let’s build a robot!” he added. The manager stayed in the room when Johnny went to the labs under ground he started working on insane magical and technological weaponry plans after finishing he gave the scientists and builders the plans and they started working with the sorcerers to reinforce the armor and strengthen the weapons. It took them a day and a bit until they finished.

Meanwhile the cult members were worried they had a meeting in a building this time, there was absolute chaos. They started saying: “Johnny found out”, “He gets bigger every second how will we hide him?”, “Will he get to the wanted size in time?” until Yora shouted: “Silence! I am aware to Johnny and  I know him for quite a while as a nemesis, the way we met is for another time. Now Mr. x gets very big, he is actually right beneath us in the basement because ha can’t fit here. By my calculations he should not be able to win Johnny’s dummies but he has some abilities to help him until his power gets absolute about in 16:00 tomorrow. His abilities to survive are: Being invisible for a short while, every time he gets stronger and has the ability to become invisible for more time. The second ability is to slow time a bit, with his current powers he should be able to do this only twice. That’s all we need for victory!” “Faaaaaaaaaa, faaaaaaaaaaaf, faaaaaaaaaaafaaaaaaaaa!” everyone cheered. Meanwhile Johnny and the Scotland yard engineers worked on their own demons. The clock was ticking and both the cult and the Scotland yard worked as fast as they could to win this battle. Johnny’s dark energy detecting amulet started glowing, “It’s even brighter than Mr. v’s time. I hope we have a chance” thought Johnny full of concerns.

The day of battle has come, the manager told the cop that came to his office to show him the results: “Show me what we got, the only last hope of the world to not get dominated.” the cop became white and said with confidence: “I can’t”, “What do you mean you can’t?!” replied the manager angrily, the cop stuttered: “We, we, we forgot to give them l, l, legs… Sir…”. The manager was shocked. Struggling to talk because of the surprise he said quietly: “So you are telling me that the bests of builders, engineers, scientists and wizards in all Europe and there’s no need to mention the top exorcist in the world, and they forgot to give them the ability to move?” the cop paused and said fearfully like he just saw a ghost: “Yes, yes! We did…”, “So what are we going to do?!” asked the manager. The poor cop replied: “We can use huge public transportation” “But why not regular transportation?!” shouted the manager, “Because we don’t have time to create something that big from scratch and since Mr. t we already have the parts for a neighborhood sized taxi, a half England sized bus and let’s not forget the west Europe sized train” said the cop much more calmly. The manager was desperate, he said desperately: “Fine. Make the public transportation. But since we don’t want the tickets to lose value and the vehicles to lose too much fuel: Give each 10 taxi tickets, 8 bus tickets and 4 underground train tickets” the cop went to inform all the other Scotland yard workers and they started working.

The manager called Johnny and informed him with the demon’s new moves: “Our spies told us the demon can become invisible and slow time. All they need to do is just keep him alive until he reaches full power.” Johnny replied: “Good, we know their plan i’ll plan a strategy with this info. But how did you get spies in there? Please tell me you didn’t use Trump again” the manager replied: “We are the fucking main England police we have spies everywhere” “Do you have spies in the bathroom?” asked Johnny. There was awkward silence for 30 seconds until the manager said: “It’s classified”. Johnny knew he wasn’t lying and that if the answer to such an awkward question was no he would sure have hurried to answer “no” so he came to the conclusion that they do. After a lot of effort finally it was time the Scotland yard dropped their creations in a way that they cover all of the area Mr. x had to be in since it was close to the place he was summoned (and where the cult had to keep him). The manager and the cop from before had a last talk before the battle: “You know the Mrs’ names were once good but since Mr. v they just got worse.” said the manager, ” Yeah… Do you have any idea how will they get to the underground train?” asked the cop, “I guess they’ll just jump” the manager replied and they both just watched the battle through the big office window. The demons were based on huge movie monsters: Godzilla, King Ghidorah, Mothra, King kong and Gamera. They had one short second to see Mr. x before he disappeared, he was near River Thames, they knew that  they can’t know if he crossed or not it can take them much longer to find him. With their limited time and tickets they could not allow it. No, they had to stop him. King Kong and King Ghidorah were the closest to him so they tried to corner him while Mothra and Gamera used the underground train to block the River bridges. While they are doing this Godzilla tried to go to where they last saw him.

After some searching the robotic demons were very confused, they did not know if they trapped him until Mr. x needed to recharge his power and became visible for one second, away from the river. Immediately the robotic demons charged on Mr. x’s last location to where they thought he went from there. Gamera and Mothra weren’t on the correct way, and went north of Hyde park while the others went south. They started planning Mr. x’s possible escape roots and blocked all of them it seemed like they caught him! They kept closing on him and closing until they reached where he should have been, but he wasn’t. But the question they asked them selves was where was Mr. x? Well he disappeared for longer than last time because he gets stronger every second so they couldn’t know, apparently he slowed time to escape, what a shame they thought they did trap him though. Gamera quickly moved to the train through the undergrounds while Mothra thought he had a plan though it didn’t really work, Godzilla was the closest on catching him by reaching their starting point, the tickets started to run out. Ghidorah and king Kong worked as a team and had a plan that couldn’t fail using Gamera in the small passes, Mothra also reached eventually through the underground and they started trapping Mr. x, since Godzilla knew it’s friends were doing so good he wasn’t needed but just in case he went to check in where Mr. x last slowed time. The group thought they had him but he escaped through a way very forgotten and unused in the very edge of the area he had to stay in, surprisingly enough he went straight to Godzilla, everyone came in a hurry they were so close when… The demon used his last time slow to escape this terrible fate to the middle of London. The robotic demons didn’t have much tickets, surely not enough to win this fight, everyone but Godzilla who was the closest, but Mr. x started getting his power and was strong enough to beat even Godzilla!

About an hour ago Johnny saw the happening and started working on a weird project he got very far by now. “Okay what do I have left , fresh destruction warts, goblin claws, whispering essence and a fidget spinner. Okay, that should be it” Johnny said to him self in a hurry, “I think this should make the demon weak enough for the robots to win” he agreed with himself. satisfied with his work Johnny went to the roof, Mr. x didn’t need to be invisible anymore since he was strong enough to beat the robots, it would just be a waste of power so Johnny saw he was right near him, Mr. x was walking, slowly and comfortably. Johnny took the syringe with the serum and ran as fast as he could to the demon when he heard a voice saying: “Guatamhaula!” and Johnny shone in green and was levitated without the ability to reach the ground. It was Yora, Johnny said struggling to stay alive: “You… you can’t stop me” Yora strated speaking: “Well, you wouldn’t want the Scotland yard members to get hurt wouldn’t you?” he said and made a magical screen  that showed cult members holding all the Scotland yard cops, “It’s over, you have just fifteen minutes and I can keep you hear for as much as I want” Johnny didn’t resist, he didn’t want the Scotland yard cops to get hurt.

It seemed lost but Johnny seemed to have an idea and had a big smile from ear to ear, “What’s so funny” asked Yora laughing “Remember that cake I gave the manager?” asked Johnny Yora erased his smile. Meanwhile in the Scotland yard offices weird noise was coming from the refrigerator: “boom, boom, bang!” the refrigerator was opened by a cake with robotic legs, a small spider like robot got out of the cake sprinting towards the cultists who have just noticed him, he shot his parts forward and rearranged them twice in order to get a fighting robot that fought and tied the cultists. Yora was very angry he shouted and started killing Johnny when a big black object hit him and crushed him onto the roof entrance it was Godzilla Yora’s hood fell and revealed his face and his scar that goes through his eye, “So it was you after all this time, still using the name I gave you? Yora-nus?” said Johnny. Meanwhile the manager who saw this happening asked the cop near him: “So did Johnny call him your anus?” the cop shrugged. Yora said: “Want to use my real name or are you too scared of the results? That doesn’t matter i’ll kill you anyway!” He shouted and his eyes started glowing when King Ghidorah blasted him with fire, the demons wasted their last tickets to help. King Kong threw him to Mothra that dropped him staright to Gamera’s teeth, they kept fighting him as a team, he used most his power to keep Mr. x alive so they somehow won him after using all their tickets, during the battle Johnny dropped the serum, Yora smiled and said: “It doesn’t matter that you won me, you can’t stop Mr. x!” after that he started laughing at them. Mr. x found them at last and he was full of anger to his hunters because of what they did to him he started charging at them  he was very close and he was about to strike and kill them when…

A shout was heard in the horizon: “YEEEEEEE” a blast threw the demon fifty feet across London, a warrior appeared. Johnny said: “The sixth demon. The yee dinosaur” “What?” said Yora full of surprise when the angry dinosaur came “But there were only five demons!” Johnny replied: “There were. But a bit before we sent them to find Mr. x I decided to make another one, with all the powers of the demons before him and yee powers and the ability to move”. Mr. x stood up angry he charged towards the dinosaur when the yee dinosaur turned to King Ghidorah and flew, Mr. x was shocked, he hit a building in front of him. The dinosaur on the other hand turned to Mothra and made an air strike on the confused demon. But Mr. x just got new powers! He created huge stone poles from the ground, the dinosaur parkoured over them. They started a giant battle, the true battle between the powers of good and the powers of evil has begun. The entire world was in the yee dinosaurs’s hands, his cartoony and memey hands, which are just sort of hands because he is a dinosaur.

Yora said: “Okay it’s time for his strongest move” the demon seemed to concentrate for a bit and then created a nuclear explosion on the yee dinosaur that was parkouring in the sky, “NO!!!” shouted Johnny, “Yes! Yes! after all these years finally… What is happening?” the explosion looked weird, the dinosaur turned to Godzilla in the last second and sucked the nuclear power to create a powerful beam that made a noise: “Paaaaaaaaa, paaaaaaaaaa, paaaaaaa” every time he shot it that stroked the demon and caused him extreme damage. Then he combined an attack of the powerful yee scream (that flew Mr. x fifty feet across London) and the paaa beam and a bit of the other attacks of the other robotic demons. He started charging the attack, Yora counted the time Mr. x had before reaching absolute power: “five, four, three, two, one” he smiled and the dinosaur shot the powerful beam that met with Mr. x’s beam that he just shot then he said: “Yee!” when Yora said: “zer…” than the powerful yee attack crushed Mr. x’s beam and created a hole through Mr. x that while the attack gotten bigger and bigger until no Mr. x was left, some peices fell to the ground and got burned by the heat created by this ridiculously strong attack, everyone cheered they were happy, when Johnny turned to bring Yora to jail he wasn’t there but he left a note: “You will never win! I will return no matter what you do!” and when the Scotland yard red it the note disappeared, the manager said that now they will take him seriously and do what they can to find him.

The disaster was over. Everybody started recovering the damage that was caused by the battle and storing the demons and the public transportation, the manager asked Johnny: “So what is up with this Yora? we’ll sure catch him you know so you can tell us”, Johnny smiled: “It’s classified.” and added: ” Sadly enough they knew about your spies so I found out who they were and told them to never return there, that explains how they knew so much about our plans, the non-spies planned what to make them think and used them for Intel. To be honest you won’t catch Yora, he is too good for this but don’t worry we will see him again and you will get your chance” after Johnny finished he got payed well and went home while twitting to Tom the exorcist how much of a loser he is in comparison to him because he won Mr. x. The manager smiled to him self because of the good end when he heard a knock on the Scotland yard doors when he opened he found an angry citizen that said: “Are you the manager of this place? You destroyed many objects in the city and you need to pay us to fix the damage”, the manager replied: “But the demon would have destroyed the world and the robots did all the destruction and they are Johnny’s”, the citizen replied still angry: “I am aware of the demon and it’s good you stopped him you shouldn’t regret, still could be nice if you pay for the damage. About the cause of the damage? It wasn’t the demons they kept everything in tact it was your public transportation” the manager took a deep breath and said: “Well don’t we deserve some sort of prize or award for the job?” the citizen replied: “yes, you deserve 1.5 billion pounds” and gave him the money “BILLION? Well how much is the fixing” asked the manager worried “It’s 1499999999.5 pounds” answered the citizen evilly “so that leaves us with a sum of… 0.5 pounds?!” cried the manager “yup” answered the citizen and left him with his half a pound, the manager shouted to the sky: “NOOOOO!!!”.