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My wife is gonna leave me
She says my breath’s a curse,
My teeth are urine yellow,
My gums a whole lot worse,
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I got the toothpaste blues
From my molars to my toe
If my teeth ain’t white by Friday
My old lady’s gonna go.
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I brush ’em every morning
I brush ’em every night
I brush ’em when the moon’s out
but I just can’t get ’em white
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I clean ’em with a chisel,
I sweep ’em with a broom,
I gargle twice with turpentine,
My mouth still smells like doom.
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I got the toothpaste blues
From my molars to my toe
If my teeth ain’t right by Friday
My old woman’s gonna go.
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Published: Mar 14, 2015
Latest Revision: Aug 19, 2015
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