100 Thing to do before My summer vacation

So this is my story

i guess there isnt turning back now

Ok so in the summer i will fly to another country and i want to do some 100 CRAZY things before the summer

My first thing in My To-Do list is :

To slap my teacher

I think that it is a bit crazy but i dont mind

i dont know why but i got expelled

what did i do wrong?

the head master told me to behave i think he got the wrong student