The Toothless Sockmatcher

The Toothless sock-matcher,

a sturdy fellow with very little sense of humour,

walked along a long beach.

it was a bright evening and the sun was setting.

He was hungry for some sock matching action and

wanted to to go back to his business when along came the cat.

Boris the cat was a fat little cat, he walked with a twitch

on the sand with a belt.

He came up to the toothless sock-matcher

to find him rushing away from sight.

“hey Toothless! it’s boris! how have you been??”

“Just fine Boris, just fine, I was just going finely so fine to go match my socks”.

Boris was curious about sock matching.

“I’ve never done that he said”.

“well, follow me”

Down by the roadhouse, under the curve, behind a cave and a tree and a nerve,

Tothless and Boris, the the sock-matching pair, dare not to fear or they’ll match all your hairs!

“So, Toothless, tell me how you do it”

“Well, it’s very simple. First, you take the left sock, then, the right one. You figure out which is which and go have little dance. Once your’e done with the dance you can move on to the second pair”

they went on matching socks for hours until Boris said,

“What is the point of this?”

“Just keep matching cat, just keep matching….”

they went on matching socks for even more hours until Boris said,

“What is the point of this?”

“Just keep matching cat, just keep matching….”

they went on matching socks for even more and more and more hours until FIIIIInaly, Toothless said.

“Thats it mate, were done”

What the cat didn’t know was that Toothless was filming all his dances,

into a huge YouTube cat fail video and was going to make a small fortune of it.

“We are rich now! yelled Toothless after his 5th interview to the Times magazine..”

and they lived happily ever after exploring the world and the finest pairs of socks to match, while always keeping an eye out for a good idea for a movie.