Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

No way.

You mean you don’t know the way?

I mean there is no way I know the way to San Jose.

And even if I knew the way to  San Jose,

I’m not sure I would take you there,

Okay?

Thanks anyway.

Can you tell me the way to San Jose?

Do you have a cheese sandwich to give me?

Yes, I do, actually.

Does it have mayonnaise?

Actually it does.

With ketchup?

No, sorry.

Have a nice day.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Sure.

Can you take me there?

If you let me hop on your back.

Hop on.

Do you have anything to eat on the way?

Can you read the sign?

(San Jose on your right, ten kilometers).

What does it say?

Turn left.

Left? Are you sure you’re right?

Of course I’m right.

Turn left.

Okay.

Are we there yet?

Or have we lost our way

To San Jose?

Here we are (sign reading “Welcome to Sacramento”).

Thanks for the ride.

What do you mean? I wanted to get to San Jose.

And I wanted to get to Sacramento.

OK, but just before you go,

Could you just check that I don’t have

Any parsley stuck between my teeth?

Sure, open wide.

Gulp. Swallow.

Excuse me,

Do you know the way to San Jose?