This story starts

Where fairy tales end

At a mansion, in the midst

Of Hollywood Hills

  Look at her so happy

With a shiny crown

And a smiling mother

A huge movie contract

And a story to remember

But soon she will find

Once the director yells “CUT!!!“

She`s moving to the mansion

Where all princesses end up

That`s her now

Well, me…

Hi, I`m Ponzi

No need to use my original name

It`s long

And exhausting

And it reminds me of him…

No happily ever after

We did not stay together

He went to pursuite his dream of becoming a…

Hair dresser, excuse me, designer, a hair-DESIGNER

And he insisted on doing it in New-York

L.A felt too… blonde or whatever

Aanyway

Back to our story

These are my roomates

My sometimes extremely annoying sisters

My fellow princesses

We`ve known each other since we were kids

But once our movies became `old news`

 We moved here

Snow White used to live here alone

Then Cinederella showed up

Then Aurora

And quite soon it became the Disney Princesses` Frat House

That`s the name of our reality show

DPFH- Disney Princesses` Frat House

Non of us went to college

You can usually find us taking photos, signing autographs

Or going to yet another merchandize launcing for those pretentious Elsa and Anna

Look at them! 

All smug and satisfied

They don`t have to share a house with ten other princesses, no, they live in their own mansion, because

they need snow or whatever

They don`t take part in our show either

The excutives say that it might heart their `brand`

Today is the premiere of our second season

The limousine is arriving at 17:00

Four hours left to get ourselves ready

And we only just now finished eating breakfest

Ponzi: “Snow! Snow! do you mind? you have to be ready in a few hours, will you STOP talking to random animals and START getting dressed for the premiere?“

Snow: “ I`m not going to the premiere“

Ponzi: “What do you mean you`re not going, you HAVE to go, it`s in your contract“

Snow: “What can they do to me? kick me out? I`ll manage…“

Ponzi: “OH really, You`ll manage… this is Hollywood Snow, no seven dwarfs will come to your rescue here“

Snow:“You don`t know that“

Ponzi: “Common Snowy, what`s wrong, why don`t you want to go?“

Snow: “You know why“

Ponzi: “Is it your mom again?“

Snow: “No, I mean, yes, it`s always about my mom, but not only…“

Ponzi: “What than, what is it?“

Snow:“Why should I even go, nobody cares about Snow White anymore, I`m erelevent“

Ponzi: “What?! no… you`re not erelevent… you know, you know your costume was the most popular one last Halloween?“

Snow: “Stop lying“

Ponzi: “ I`m not, I sware“

Snow: “Ponzi, you know I can google it right now, give me your phone“

Ponzi: “No… Where is yours?“

Snow: “I lost it in the woods“

Ponzi: “What were doing in the woods? nevernmind, don`t answer, you don`t believe me? you think I`m lying?“

Snow: “I KNOW you`re lying“

Ponzi: “Ok! ok…! I lied…“

Snow: “Who got second place after those cocky Elsa and Anna?“

Ponzi: “ I don`t know, I don`t care either“

Snow: “ I bet you would care if it was you, so it surely is NOT YOU“

Ponzi: “It surely isn`t Merida either“

Snowy finally smiled, then we both bursted into our evel princess laughter

Ponzi: “OOps, Meri, we didn`t see you there“

Merida: “For your information, my costume was extremely popular two Halloweens ago!“

Ponzi: “Of course it was, I was obviously kidding… are you getting ready for the premiere?“

Merida: “Why should I go if I`m sooo un-popular?“

Ponzi: “Oh common girls, what is it with you, you signed the contracts, you let the cameras follow you around, and now you don`t want to get the applause?“

Merida and Snow: “You think the`ill applaud us?“

ponzi: “Sure! sure they will, standing ovations! Now common, move it, hair and make up, hurry…“

Ponzi: “Hey Cindi, What are you doing there? singing with the birds again instead of going to do your hair and make-up?“

Cinderella: “There is plenty of time until the limo comes…“

Ponzi: “No, there isn`t! there is no time!“

Cinderella: “Ok, ok, gosh, you`re so uptite“

“Yu hu! Ponzi Ponz…“

I turn around to find more princesses doing something they should`nt be doing

“ What are you two doing here? go get ready!“

Pocahontas:  “ We decided thet we`re not going“

Ponzi: “Oh realy, and why is that?“

Belle: “ We don`t like it when those frozen princesses get all the attention“

Ponzi: “Oh please, not this again“

Pocahontas: “Ponz, you yourself don`t like them“

Ponzi: “It`s not that I don`t like them, it`s just“

Belle: “Just… just…“

Ponzi: “Never mind, this is our premiere, and we are going to get ALL the attention“

Pocahontas: “That`s what you said last year“

Ponzi: “True… true… but… this time it will be different, you`ll see, besides, you HAVE to come, HAVE to, do you girls understand the meaning of signing a contract? do you?“

Belle: “Ok, ok, we`re going, evel step princess sister“

Belle: “ Hey Sleeping Beauty, you better go get ready before Ponzi catches you talking to animals again“

Aurora: “ I hate premiers… but thanks for the heads up, I better go get ready“

Ponzi: “Jaz, are you done with make up?“

Jasmine: “Girl, what`s with the glasses?“

Ponzi: “I can`t see straight, you girls are driving me crazy“

Jasmine: “Why? look at Tiana all dressed up and ready to go… Hey T, why are you frowning?“

Tiana: “Prince Chaming can`t make it today, so I`m talking to a regular frog, just for comfort…“

Jasmine: “O… k…“

Ponzi: “ Muli! My favorite! I knew I can count on you to be ready on time“

Mulan: “What? this? Oh no, I`m going to a family reunion, I`d rather meet my annoying causins than have to answer questions about Elsa and Anna all night“

Ponzi: “Ok fine, whatever, I`m not going to convince you to come, no, not at all, I`m also not going to tell you that you HAVE to come, it`s not my job, I`m just going to call the executives and they will tell you everything you need to know about your SIGNED contract“

Mulan: “Wait, wait, Don`t call them, I`m coming, I`m coming… Is this too much? should I change?“

Ponzi: “Yes, go change“ 

Ponzi: “Girls! Did any of you see Ariel?“

Tiana: “Yeah, she went for a sweem…“

Ponzi: “Hilarious“

Belle and Aurora: “It is actually…“

Ponzi: “Have you seen her or not?!“

All together: “No! We have`nt!“

Ponzi: “Yo Ariel, are you ready?“

Ariel: “Yes…“

Ponzi: “What`s wrong?“

Ariel: “Nothing… I just miss the ocean, and my mom…“

Ponzi: “Ohh, come here“

We huged until she started crying, which she kept doing for thirty whole minutes

Ponzi: “Do you feel better now? Did you release all of your sadness for now?“

Ariel: “I think so“

Ponzi: “Good, now hury, you need to fix your make-up“

Finally… we are all made-up and ready for our big night

Look at them

my beautiful

annoying

pensive

sweet

princess sisters

Once we got to the the red carpet

Everything went smoothly

And the girls were having the time of their lives

Until SHE arrived

Ponzi: “Oh, hey Elsa“

Elsa: “Repunzel, it`s sooo good to see you, how are you?“

Ponzi: “Oh, thank you, I`m great, and my name is Ponzi…“

Elsa: “O… k…“

Ponzi: “Your sister did`nt come?“

Elsa: “No… she…this time of year is always the hardest for her“

Ponzi: “Realy? why?“

Elsa: “ You`re a princess, you know what`s the hardest part about being one“

Ponzi: “…“

Elsa: “…“

Ponzi: “ Having to live with ten other princesses? That`s not a problem your sister has“

Elsa: “Not that“

Ponzi: “ Ow, I see, well, at least you have each other“

Elsa: “ Just like you girls do“

Ponzi: “…“

When we got home I told my sisters what Elsa had told me 

And since we can all relate to the pain of loosing a mother

We decided we will all go and spend a couple of days with Elsa and Anna in Arendella

Anna could not be any happier to see us

And Elsa seemed way less smug

We talked for hours and hours

And eventually relized

That even though some of us are more popular now

And some of us feel like their time has passed

We all share this twisted sisterhood of dealing with life on our own

And we made a pact to always be there for one another

Even if it means spending time with Elsa.

– The End –