Billy and the bullies

Billy

Hey, I’m billy, and I’ve been having some trouble with… well, I can’t say or they’ll come after me. It’s gotten so bad that I had to go to therapy. It’s not the best but I’ve gotten better! Yesterday I had enough courage to stand up to… the one who may not be named. It went well…who am I kidding? it was absolutely terrible, horrible, jawbreaking, literally. he broke my jaw. Anyways, I really think that the therapist hates me. and everyone else. Honestly, I think HE needs therapy. I mean have you seen the guy! he looks like a zombie from the book “Humans Invade”. Total creep. Anyway, I haven’t even introduced myself! I’m Billy the duck. My name is billy because when I hatched from my egg… I had a bigger bill than my parent’s bills combined! So, ya, also I’m not supposed to say HIS name but the trouble started with jimmy the worm. You might be thinking, a duck, scared of a worm?! That’s insane. but have you thought about this? Worms eat dirt! if they can eat dirt, they can eat me.

Mr. Green (therapist)

Billy… he’s probably my favorite patient yet… oh you didn’t believe that? well, you shouldn’t because he’s worse than me. He barges in like he has an appointment and just starts yelling out about some jommy or someone, I don’t listen, And when he asks for advice I just say the same thing every time, “Stand up for yourself”, and he believes me! No wonder he has no friends! Sometimes he calls me a zombie look alike from some book hummus in spades? Or something like that. But it’s not my fault I am an Alligator! Green is just a color i grow into. I can’t stop that I have wrinkly skin it’s just my skin. You know why I became a therapist? Because I was once bullied for that same thing, so while Mr. big bill is complaining about BEING bullied he is the BULLY.

Jimmy

Look, I don’t know if you’ve heard from Billy, but if you have I am just going to say it’s all fake, he’s the bad guy. Look up what do ducks eat you’ll see…WORMS! yep. Every day, the same thing! I have to walk by my mom Mrs.Appleeater. Ya that’s embarrassing! Imagine that! My mom has started taking me to therapy, this guy named Mr. Green. After the first day he said that he had a patient that sounded just like Billy. After ward we connected the dots… IT WAS HIM!!! I told my mom. her responce, was CRAZY!

Mrs. Appleeater (Jimmy’s mom)

When my son (Jimmy) told me what was happening, I took him to a therapist. After a couple visits, he told me that Billy was a patient of Mr. Green and that Billy was framing my baby for bullying him. CRAZY! So, I talked to his parents. Sort of. I knocked at heir door and they tried to EAT me! So out of habit………. I sued them :). yes me, suing, a Duck. I feel so good, soon, I’ll have 10K to myself… I mean for my family :).hehe.

Mr. and Mrs. Bobber

The day that that Mellisa came to our house, we’d forgotten to go to the grocery store so we were starving. Even if we didn’t try to eat her she would have press charges again anyway. We said AGAIN, because this is the 18th time that she has pressed charges. little does she know, we got a better lawyer, Gordan RAMsee’s lawyer, that wresler really needs to keep his cool down sometimes. Any way she’ll be real honored to get charges pressed on her, because when we win the fight, we’ll sue her. She’s gonna be all like, “Well that a first” Well Mellisa cunnan Appleeater, there’s a first time for everything!

Mr. Bobber

My wifes CRAZY!

Billy

Well um I earned 2K from when we won the fight so I guess you can go now…BYEEE!