Richard and Fanny Go To Supermarket

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Written for those who have a naughty sense of humour.

For my wife and friends

TJ

Richard and Fanny are two best friends, they enjoy fun adventures and take delight in what some would say is a risqué life.

They talk and play with each other while out and about, it is very surprising they haven’t been in more strife.

Richard is a handsome guy affectionately known by his friends as Dick, since they all know how much he loves to share.

Fanny is a lovely lady who loves Dick with all her heart, she can’t get enough of her man’s passionate care.

“Come now Richard” shouts Fanny with excitement, “we need to go to the supermarket and buy some fresh vegetables and fruit”.

“What a Great idea Fanny” replies Richard, “let us go right now my love , do you know the best route?”

“Yes it’s not too far to our favourite store, with lots of goodies for us to eat and explore”.

“Why Fanny, it sounds like you have something exciting planned, I don’t think we should wait any more”.

So off they drive to the supermarket in their sporty red car in a flash, the shopping centre was a few blocks down the road.

As they arrive at the market and find the fresh fruit and vege, Richard asks Fanny, “How about these?” From the selection he showed.

Fanny was most happy to see the selection, of tasty fruit and vegetables to try with such pleasure.

“Why Dick, you are the best, I must confess you know what this lady enjoys, you are my treasure”.

“How many would you like Fanny?” I know at least one, perhaps two, three or four?”

“Come now Dick, I won’t be too greedy, you know what I like, three maybe four I must implore.”

“Yes three or four is a great number” replies Richard, “What a good girl you are. It is perfect for you to eat more than just one.”

“Fruit and vegetables are good for your soul, why settle for so few, when eating healthy is very natural and so much more fun.”

Fanny holds up some more fruit and gives Richard a good look at her ripe and juicy melons for him to fondle and choose.

Richard exclaims, “they are a good handful, just like yours, they are the perfect melons, no guy or girl can refuse.”

“Is there something else you would like Richard? Perhaps some strawberries, chocolate and whipped cream?”

“What a great idea Fanny, let us go explore what other lovely treats we can find, just nothing too extreme.”

“Hey Fanny”, enquires Richard, “would you like a good sausage? We know you don’t mind a bit of meat with your bun.”

“Thanks Dick, you know what this lady likes, a good sausage is something i go for, isn’t that right Hun!”

“Let me see what you have Dick, a good size sausage, long and thick is a must, as well it needs to taste really nice.”

“It is agreed, a large salami it is then, long, thick and straight, with a bit of zest, we both like a bit of spice.

Fanny giggles with glee as she heads to the dessert section. “How about some warm apple pie for my boyfriend right here and now?”

Richard laughs at Fanny’s suggestion, we can’t do that here in the store, or you might end up with a cream pie and that we can’t allow.

With the two friends now feeling rather warm, they decide they should continue at home and quickly pay for their treats.

Home is where the real excitement begins, who knew fruit and vege could be so entertaining between the sheets.

THE HAPPY ENDING