Strange Books

“Hi, I am Smamuel your female narrator. This story is about a vegetable plant who is tired of being eaten so instead it tries to eat a racoon”.

Sadly he knows that is physically impossible. So he wishes upon a star.

He closed his eyes and said, “I hope this happens, I don’t want to be eaten any more!”.

Suddenly, sparkles started to appear. Then he saw a face start to appear.

It was a Fairy Plant Mother!

“Hello my darling, I heard your wish. Now when I wave my watering can, you will grow legs, feet, and a mouth with big, sharp teeth. Okay now… Planty, ant, I have no pants”, she said.

“Wow, I have such big legs and teeth”, said the plant very sarcastically.

He only had sharp teeth about two centimeters big. And legs that go one inch high.

“Oops. Oh I’m just kidding around with you, that wasn’t the real saying that I say”, said the Fairy Plant Mother.

“Wash, scrub, fix this shrub, flip, flop, wash him up with a mop”, said the Fairy Plant Mother. She was serious this time. She was not messing around.