My wife is gonna leave me

She says my breath’s a curse,

My teeth are urine yellow,

My gums a whole lot worse,

I brush ’em every morning

I brush ’em every night

I brush ’em when the moon’s out

but I just can’t get ’em white

I clean ’em with a chisel,

I sweep ’em with a broom,

I gargle twice with turpentine,

My mouth still smells like doom.

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