Goldilocks and the legend of Bearman

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the city. Pretty soon, she lost her way. During two days, she walked, she walked and she walked. She was starving, thirsty and tired. Not long afterwards, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

In the fridge, there was plenty of food. She ate everything she found. Just after, she fell asleep.

All of a sudden, the Bear family came into the house. There were 3: Mrs Bear, Mr Bear and Lil’ Bear.

“Oh, it looks like someone came in our house” ejaculated Mr Bear. No sooner had he said this than Goldilocks appeared. Blinded by fear, Goldilocks jumped on Mr Bear and pulled his carotid off with her teeth. Mr Bear died slowly because of his bleeding. Mrs Bear used her gun against Goldilocks who avoided the bullets. Mrs Bear had no bullets anymore: she needed to recharge. Goldilocks took advantage of the opportunity to jump on Mrs Bear and disfigure her. Blinded by fear, she squatted next to Mrs Bear and pulled one of her arms off, pulled her other one off, pulled one of her legs off and pulled her other one off. When Goldilocks came nearer to Lil’ Bear, who hid and saw all the scene, she heard the police’s siren. She ran away.

At this very moment, Lil’ Bear swore to himself that he would avenge his parents.

Lil’ Bear’s butler raised him and taught him values. Not very long afterwards, he started to train himself in the point of killing the murderer of his lovely parents. He went all around the world: the Enchanted Forest, Neverland… He trained himself not to be afraid of little girls anymore. He trained, he trained and he trained during days, weeks and years. He learned judo, kung-fu, jujitsu and plenty of other martial arts.

It was now sixteen years since he had started to train. He became the best detective alive: Bearman! His butler, who raised him after the awful death of his parents, became his partner. Lil’ Bear was the CEO of Bear Enterprise at day and Bearman at night. He built a huge basement which he called the “Bearcave”. He also had a “Bearmobile”.

One fine night, Bearman saved a mother and her kids from an assault with a deadly weapon. Just after, the woman thanked him and made eye-contact with him. All of a sudden, Bearman recognized her.

“Goldilocks?“said Bearman with a trembling voice

“I haven’t hear that name in years, “said the young lady

“Do you know who I am?“ exclaimed the vigilante

“Ya are Bearma’!“ said one of the children with a tiny voice

“Don’t be shy honey, he’s here to protect us, thank you for everything you do Bearman, “said respectfully Goldilocks.

Suddenly, Bearman jumped on the young lady and hit her in the face.

“You’ll pay for what you’ve done!” Bearman yelled.

Before Goldilocks could say anything, he knockout punched her.

The very same day, Goldilocks woke up in a shady and damp room.

“Where am I? What did you do to my children? You psycho!” she yelled.

“You can yell as loud as you want, nobody will hear you here. Your kids are safe, don’t worry about them” said Bearman.

“Do you want money?”

“Stop talking, and let’s have fun together”

He came closer to her and started to sing:

“Little skylark, lovely little skylark,
Little skylark, I’ll pluck your feathers off.

I’ll pluck the feathers off your eyes.

I’ll pluck the feathers off your eyes.

Off your head!
Little lark!…”  

While he was singing, he pulled her eyes off. He pulled her left arm off, then her right arm, then her right leg and finally, her left leg. There was blood everywhere, but strangely, Bearman was having fun. Finally, he scalped her. She died because of her bleeding.

Goldilocks’ kids became vigilantes and swore that, one day, they would avenge their lovely mother.

The End

Written by : Anwar and Léo