The Penguin Diet – illustrated by K.C. Goh

Sam, you gotta lay off those carbs. Look at how much weight you’ve gained. Here’s a pail of sardines. Eat them for a month. I did. I lost six kilos. I’m a new penguin. Keep eating kreplach and you’ll be the fattest penguin on the island. 

Mom, what time is dinner?

Are we having krill again?

I hate krill. 

Can we have spaghetti? Please?

I have a stomach ache like you can’t believe. The squid didn’t agree with me. 

Kids, stop playing and come home. Supper’s ready. 

George, I told you that if you ate too much for dinner you would sink like a stone. What, you went and ate stones? 

George!!

George!!!!!!