My New Year Resolutions

The Jewish New Year is a time for self-assessment, reckoning, and asking of forgiveness. 

Now is a good time to ask forgiveness for anyone I offended by playing elevator music. And anyone who waited for the elevator.  

Even if it was a new year tune. 

I apologize for the people who got stuck in the traffic jam the time the policeman closed the road when Hagai Cohen and I tested our prototype of the “redseamobile”. 

May we always have exciting journeys, and arrive safely. 

I ask forgiveness from Jeff Pulver for getting him to eat so much mustard. It won’t happen again. I apologize to Mack Rice who wrote the original lyrics to “Mustang Sally”. And I apologize to the guys who run this restaurant for all the shenanigans. 

I promise to be more careful with mustard in the future. 

Wishing everyone, believers, semi-believers, and non-believers a Sweet Year. 

Filled with the spice of life…

May we rid our minds and hearts of excess garbage and baggage…

And put on a happy face. 

Wishing all our friends a year filled with happiness and joy. And may your dreams come true. 

One of mine: Donovan comes to perform in Israel.