Adventure in the void

It was morning, I was waking up from my bed, ate some breakfast and took a shower. I was gonna scare Jeen so that his own jeans would fall off. I went out of the home with a sheep costume and scared and he became: nothing I think he is used to this trick. we went to school just as normal ate lunch study normal and did stuff like normal. I think Jeen didn’t do it normally because in chemistry he mixed and apple and a cake to make an apple cake that sounds familiar to something

Jeen was given a good score and a gift since he got A+. he told me the gifts are diamonds. we were very excited so we tried to buy something from the rich shop. he offered obsidians flint and steel emerald diamond swords and a lot more awesome stuff so we gave a think to the stuff we want. we can buy two stuffs so we think so wisely Jeen almost look like he’s pooping.

we think about the diamond sword first. Jeen thinks it’s very useless since we can make a wooden sword ourselves. next, we thought about emeralds. I think they’re useless because they are more common than diamond. so we picked obsidian and flint and steel

On the way home, I saw those flint and steel shine like its never before. I thought this was a dream but it was real life, I think I’ve been drunk by that stuff. jeen was so happy like me that he smiled like a banana growing as big as a tree. when we arrived home, we thought about what would we use them for. Jeen said its for a portal. it’s his stuff so I didn’t complain

look at this book. I found it in the forest. I think this leads to a legendary sword because I think loyd means loyal in a secret Minecraftian language. so we built the portal and been made a mistake. then we mined that obsidian for 1 week. after one week we were ready.food check water check sword check wood check torch check arrow check

we went to the portal. we were teleported. it took an hour to teleport. while we were bored we played rock pickaxe chest shoot(a version of rock scissor paper shoot). Then we arrived. We used a lot of wood to build the first thing: a house,here I’ll show u what it looks like

We were very lucky we build the house first because there is a parade of mobs outside. we first search underground for the sword by mining inside the house(didn’t find anything) then we wanna search outside so we pack our supplies and RUN!!!

we run run run run run run run run and run for minutes until we stepped to something. Jeen looks at the object and he became quiet. I said what was making him very scared. he told me to look down and I saw a villager shaped rock. we brought it back to the house and we research if the rock is actually a villager

we research the location we found the statue and we also research the types of the block near the location and the mobs near that location. we found many reasons why there is a statue that looks like a villager but one tops it all.

now we know that the stone of doom mob makes the villager turn into stone and there is only one cure. this cure was passed down from the mayor’s ancient relatives and that known cure is gonna need all the obsidian from our portal. so if we cure the villager we cannot go back and if we didn’t we could still go back. and were very lucky the shop seller didn’t knew how to craft it

we had no choice. we have to save the villager. we got our pickaxe and mine for a week. we then mixed the obsidian to create something soo rare. it was a bottle of statue III.

the potion was very rare that a billionaire villager once said he would trade millions of diamonds for a single drop of it. now the only thing to do it to give the statue the potion and do a secret recite.

we were hoping it would work so much that we even shake hands with the statue and prayed to it. when we drop the potion and we did the ritual, it work there was a villager that villager was an ancient one

she was speaking in a very weird language

Jean said if he can speak English and she said “oops sorry thought u guys can’t speak English, my name is shock” she said she was from the 4th century. we saw her sword, it was a diamond one we tried to offer her lots of stuff but she said no. Jean almost cried when she said that

we told her if she knows anything about the obsidian sword and she said it was protected by the king of stone doom mob. she tried to protect the sword but she got hit by the curse so it’s impossible she also said she can’t go back because  it is protected by more stone of doom mobs

she showed us the carriage that she allows us to use to get the obsidian sword but she also has a request: “pls defeat the stone of doom mob king. she said that the monster that scared jeen was a maxi-Robo-rex. if it gets near water, it will stop working and will run to stomp anyone 10 blocks near.

now we wrote a script about the places we need to go to and this is the map, Jeen said why not dig under those walls but shock said they were too risky as there are cave spiders under the walls. so we stick to the original map.

when we arrived (after 10 whole days in the cart) we saw the fortress. we needed to climb an electric gate but a normal ladder would not work because it will get electrocuted. so we tried lots of combinations

now we tried a lot of combination and here is the list. by the way, we snuck inside and we only need to know how to defeat the charged skeleton mob

what Jeen made:
Redstone ladder
trapdoor ladder

what I made:
wool ladder
steel ladder(just what we needed)

now we have to think about how to lure the skeleton to uncharge it (Jeen said were gonna trick him by making us look like an animal.) I was very lucky I brought the costume and also one thing: it smells !!!

now we had uncharged it, we immediately hit him with our swords and battled like we were the gods of Minecraft land. now we snuck in and we came across something more exciting than getting the obsidian sword.

now we went inside after beating the very dumb skeleton and we went inside. when we went inside we saw something so awesome it went to the top 2nd thing I love the most (after the obsidian sword)

it was a spare spikeball weapon. we took it and crushed the king’s room’s door and we saw him. he was bigger than I expected and a little different. he looks so big so fat so weird that Jeen almost vomited like I’m gonna actually vomit now

we fight for our mercy. bam cam dam fam gam ham jam Kam lam mam Nam pam QAM ram sam tam vam wam xam yam zam and another Kaplow until he lost all his hearts we took the obsidian sword.

now the only thing to do is to go home but we haven’t had a portal yet. shock told us a location where there was a portal and we were very happy. and the kinds of stuff I had in my inventory is the obsidian sword and the spikeball. Jeen and I said bye to shock and we went back to Minecraft land.

pop quiz

1:do you think the author of this book plays Minecraft?
2:how many pages do this book have? (includes this page and the front page)
3:will Zee and Jeen ever see Shock ever again?

Interesting facts about Minecraft itself
1:a gold sword is lamer than a wood sword
2: Minecraft was made in 2009
3:There is a way to make a shock wall but it is hard to show