She Taught me how to Gargle

I went to find some garglers by the Sea of Galilee

To try to learn to gargle with my gargloh-hee-hee

I filled a cup of mouthwash on a clear and sunny day

And met a garglin’ gal in a flimsy negligee

She taught me to gargle

gargloh-hee-hee

gargloh-hee-hee

gargloh-hee-hee

She taught me to gargle

gargloh-hee-hee

gargloh-hee-hee oh-oh-hee-hee

So now I’m gonna teach you how to gargle just like me

It’s easy when you’re rinsing to go gargloh-hee-hee

First you tilt your head back stick your tongue out one-two-three

Then your breath will smell good, why not take a sniff from me?

She taught me to gargle

gargloh-hee-hee

gargloh-hee-hee

gargloh-hee-hee

She taught me to gargle

gargloh-hee-hee

gargloh-hee-hee oh-oh-hee-hee

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